Now it can be said that i have done quite a bit of travelling in the past and had some great holidays with the family but i have never felt as i do now, which is a bit like a 5 year old on Christmas eve, or as Steve (Boss Hog) wrote in a recent email to the chap we are hireing the bikes from, soooooooooooooo excited! (what a girl!).
Clearly before the fun starts I am to endure an 11 hour flight with my hoggy friends who will probably consume too much alcohol and upset the other travellers by being loud and leery, obviously I on the other hand will have my head in a book by shakespeare and my hand on a mug of horlicks for the whole flight!
From reading this entry (as short as it is) you will understand that I am the sensible one of the bunch, but I feel I should offer this reasurance to my wife who knows me best:
- I wont lose our house in the casinos of Vegas
- I wont run away with Britney Spears if I meet her in LA
- I wont look at any breasts in strip bars along the way
- I wont come home in plaster cast having fallen off my bike
- I wont come home with tattooed swear word on my arse
I promise Jules, honest!
That will do for now, I will attempt to make other entries along the way if possible.
To my fellow hogs ..... LETS AVE IT!!!
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